Post by The Sov on May 1, 2011 10:56:52 GMT -5
~Rips out a Sov fart while bathing in the blood of one of them damn Gorean subbie princesses~
Ok, so I saw the preview for that fuckin movie about that beer-swilling blond Norse faggot, and as was to be expected, I was VERY DISAPPOINTED! Not that I actually expected anything else, mind you. But come on, now. That Fruity Pebbles eatin' yabba-dabba bitch they got playing Thor looks more like a goddamn yellow turd shat out of Barney the Purple Fuckin' Dinosaur's anus. Maybe they shoulda called that sumbitch.
Secondly, they tried to say Asgard possessed such advanced technology that it resembled magic, or that they combined magic and technology seamlessly. WHAT!?! Look, we all know the most advanced technology Asgardians possess is a shovel, so they can dig holes in the ground and shit in them. So where the fuck did they get this concept from? Looks to me like they blatantly stole their shit from Shadow Run. Either that or the script was written by that goddamn androgynous, asexual fucktard gargoyle, Lunar fuckin' Yoma.
Thirdly, Goldilocks can't fight anywhere near as good as the previews showed. A) No fucking way does Thor know martial arts. B) He's always too shitfaced and too fucking lazy. Only thing I can attribute it to is they felt bad for the cock-goblin because he looks like a walking rejection notice from chemotherapy labs.
~Looks at a scroll He was just handed and sets it on fire~
Hey Thor, Lady GaGa just called. She says she wants her damn wig back!
Ok, so I saw the preview for that fuckin movie about that beer-swilling blond Norse faggot, and as was to be expected, I was VERY DISAPPOINTED! Not that I actually expected anything else, mind you. But come on, now. That Fruity Pebbles eatin' yabba-dabba bitch they got playing Thor looks more like a goddamn yellow turd shat out of Barney the Purple Fuckin' Dinosaur's anus. Maybe they shoulda called that sumbitch.
Secondly, they tried to say Asgard possessed such advanced technology that it resembled magic, or that they combined magic and technology seamlessly. WHAT!?! Look, we all know the most advanced technology Asgardians possess is a shovel, so they can dig holes in the ground and shit in them. So where the fuck did they get this concept from? Looks to me like they blatantly stole their shit from Shadow Run. Either that or the script was written by that goddamn androgynous, asexual fucktard gargoyle, Lunar fuckin' Yoma.
Thirdly, Goldilocks can't fight anywhere near as good as the previews showed. A) No fucking way does Thor know martial arts. B) He's always too shitfaced and too fucking lazy. Only thing I can attribute it to is they felt bad for the cock-goblin because he looks like a walking rejection notice from chemotherapy labs.
~Looks at a scroll He was just handed and sets it on fire~
Hey Thor, Lady GaGa just called. She says she wants her damn wig back!