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Post by The Sov on Apr 22, 2011 11:31:40 GMT -5
~Belches as I finish off the remains of a bacchae bitch... no not that bacchae bitch.. but one none the less~
I got to thinking about why we really don't need nor want much Asgard presence in our lands. Yes I know some will say we have Valkyrie, but barely!
We Already tried that once remember? We went from New Olympus, a land based in Greece, to Pantheon, a land based from Asgard.
Do we really need to recall how this happened?
First of all Hercules was starting to act too much like me, so people thought Thor and Michaela could run things for awhile. Promising not to change much.
Well they only changed everything including location.
Ok now that the history on the events have been said, now its time to go all Sov like..
~Spits out a nerco flux jelly purple substance on the ground~
All I got to say, is never again. I would sooner watch all of Olympus fall that to end up in the hands of some backwards, lame leader from Asgard. Do I need to spell it out for you?
Hercules, Ares, and Zeus, dropped Asgard to its knees, and if it ever tries to rise, especially on our backs, I will break it.
I will take Thor, Odin, Loki, Valkyrie, you name it, and pile drive their candy asses from Olympia to Sweden. And when im done, being the godslayer I am, I will wipe their godhoods and give them jobs in Hades Kingdom, is cleaning my toenails!
And thats the bottom line because SOV says so.. And as always SOV 3:16 says, "YOU JUST CRAPPED YOUR PANTS!!"
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Post by The Sov on Apr 22, 2011 11:39:48 GMT -5
-Adds a new Song by Sov-
"And I'm Proud to be an Olympian, because the Asgardians have fleas... and I won't forget all the Asgardians ive whipped that gave that right to me, and I will proudly stand up next to you and rip a Sov Fart on Thor. Because their ain't no doubt, I loved this land. Zeus blessed the Olympian Way...!!!"
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