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Post by Ares on Jun 9, 2010 9:13:33 GMT -5
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Post by Ares on Jun 9, 2010 9:16:04 GMT -5
A list of gods from that site...lol
Appalling - God of Moozak and polyester jumpsuits.
Caffeina - Goddess of Knowledge at 3 AM in the morning.
Calfrodite - Goddess of Love, Milk, and Honey.
Cupie - The absolutely adorable son of Calfrodite. He's just a doll! Especially with those cute little buffalo wings on his back.
Dairy Ares - The God of Udder Destruction! He's a real pain in the butt.
Haydays - God of the Udder World
Heiferstus - God of the Bar-B-Q. He loves to set fires and do other manly activities, like fix things that aren't broke.
Hercowles - Half mortal son of Moose and Alcemoona. Plods all over the world, righting wrongs and occasionally tipping cattle. His companion in these never-ending adventures is E-i-e-iolus.
Herda - Queen of the cows. Enemy of Hercowles, Moose's son. Her motto, "Moove it or lose it!"
Moopid - Calfrodite's udder son. He has a great personality.
Moose - King of the gods. First name is Mickey. Nobody takes him seriously.
Moola - The sacred cow and avatar of Calfrodite.
The Moos - a group of sisters, who at one time had a moosical performing act, but broke up over artistic differences.
Benanjerria - the Moo of ice cream
Clove - the original Spice Girl, specializes in unusual footwear
Eftede - the Moo of floral arrangements and decorations
Estepe - the Moo of NASCAR racing
Ethyl Mooman - the Moo of moonshine and bar songs
Moodiva - the Diva of chocolates
Moodona - the Mooterial Girl herself
Olivia Mooton John - the Moo of disco (and the only Moo to have a middle name).
Polyestra - the Moo of fashion and fads
More bovinities to come, as we make them up . . .
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Post by Herc on Jun 9, 2010 10:16:30 GMT -5
I peeked at the site...my head officially hurts now
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Post by Ares on Jun 9, 2010 10:36:14 GMT -5
With the head of Patrick Star, its no wonder your head hurts.. hahaha
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Post by Herc on Jun 9, 2010 11:02:39 GMT -5
I should seriously shove a size 13 steel toe boot up your ass sideways lol
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Post by Atwaal on Jun 14, 2010 14:02:47 GMT -5
Hey Herc, nay forget to shine it up.....LOL
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Post by The Sov on Jun 15, 2010 10:04:29 GMT -5
DISAPPOINTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY VERY DISAPPOINTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in fact thats mother fucking DISAPPOINTING!!!
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Post by Herc on Jun 15, 2010 10:40:31 GMT -5
Aww, I think Sov is feeling left out because he's not on that list...hmm...*tacks "The Sow" on to that list to make him feel better*
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Post by The Sov on Jun 15, 2010 10:46:59 GMT -5
I am not amused!
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